And Now Gwyneth Paltrow's Goopiest Goop Recommendation: A Steam Cleaned Vag

I know what you're thinking: The words "vagina" and "Goop" should never be in the same headline, but leave it to Gwyneth Paltrow's "fine living" blog to see the "Goop vagina" and raise it a steam clean. Yes, the woman who thinks we should becleansing our skin with breast milk and usingbee venom to cure our ailments, all while wearing$995 ankle boots and drinking from $950 shot glasses, has set the rich person nonsense bar even higher.

Goop's latest recommendation involves a steam clean for your lady parts, you know, because you're probably musty down there after that trip to the Hamptons in your underwear made of hundred-dollar bills. Fear not though, as Paltrow reminds us that this isn't just some Summer's Eve bullshit. Let her tell you all about what's up with the Tikkun spa treatment:

See, ladies, those ordinary steam douches are so 2014. You need that sweet, sweet mugwort steam all up in your uterus. As soon as we're done foraging for truffles outside our Italian villa, we're headed straight to L.A.

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And Now Gwyneth Paltrow's Goopiest Goop Recommendation: A Steam Cleaned Vag